I’m not much for the internet-quiz-forward thing, but this one involved my iPod and, after reading my friend’s answers, I decided it would be fun/funny. I’m not tagging anyone, but if anyone else feels like playing along, let me know so I can see your answers.
The way the “quiz” goes is, turn your iPod on shuffle and then answer the following questions with the songs that come up:
How am I feeling today?
“Unborn Faith” Frozen Plasma
How do my friends see me?
“Wishful Thinking” Painbastard (Ouch)
Who will I marry?
“I don’t like you.” Electric Six (Ouch-ier)
What is my best friend’s theme song?
“Difficult Reflections” God Module
What is the story of my life?
“Me So Horny” Scandy (Hah!)
What was highschool like?
“Everyday is Halloween” Ministry (Too fucking true)
How can I get ahead in life?
“Sight” God Module
What is the best thing about me?
“Tried” Assemblage 23
How is today going to be?
“Tohuvabohu” KMFDM (I have no idea what that means)*
What is in store for this weekend?
“This is the last time” Mindless Faith
What song describes my parents?
“Scorpio 6” Imperative Reaction
To describe my grandparents?
“Sins” Funker Voght (My grandmother would’ve found that amusing)
How is my life going?
“Anthem” Dismantled
What song will they play at my funeral?
“Touched” Vast (Aww, that’s a good song for a dead girl)
How does the world see me?
“Alone” Sister Machine Gun
Will I have a happy life?
“Conquer Your House” Excessive Force
Will I have children?
“Autobiostatic” MXD (Yes, the autobio has indeed been placed in static mode)
What was my childhood like?
“Hey Baby…So Sad” New Skin
What is some good advice for me?
“Cold War” Funker Voght
How will I be remembered?
“The Collapse” Flesh Field (Sounds kinda painful)
What is my signature dancing song?
“Open Gate” Wumpscut (I hope not, or I dance like a freak).
What is my current theme song?
“I’m Happy Anyway” Combichrist
What does everyone else think my theme is?
“Wake me Up!” Neuroticfish
What song describes my mood right now?
“Om Zentrale Station” Hanzel Und Gretyl
What song do I listen to when I’m depressed?
“Grave Sweet Grave” Sentenced {Yeah, but only when I’m, “Really gonna do it this time.” Kidding.)
…Happy?
“When I am You” Panzer Ag
…Scared?
“Circular” Dismantled
Bored?
“Civil War” Funker Voght
What type of girls/guys do I go for?
“Eternity at the End” Ashbury Heights
What type goes for me?
“The Lucky Ones” Nightcrawler (Brilliant)
What should I be doing right now?
“Die in a Crash” Ministry (Jesus, I hope not)
What is in store for the future?
“Resurrection” God Module (*So, I’ve got that going for me, which is nice).
How was your past?
“Waiting” Ministry
*Tohu va bohu is a biblical Hebrew phrase found in Genesis 1:2, meaning formless and empty.” The saying describes how the earth was before God’s famous words, “Let there be light.”
**Comment added post-post at the Architect’s request
Hell and Wheels 
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 am
Steve — I knew I liked you.Lana — That one cracked me up. Couldn’t have planned it better. You could always play along via radio. Of course, it would take you all day.Charles — I’ve had one of those iPod thingies since the first generation. Back in the day I could leave it out in the open in my car because no one knew what it was. Don’t be skeert; music on demand is good, especially when one has to wait for hours in the Ford dealership with Regis and Kelly quacking away–those are the brain slugs right there.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:23 am
Lol. I don’t have one of these ipod thingies. I believe they are actually equivalent to the brain slugs on Futurama and I’m afraid to get one.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:49 pm
What is the story of my life? “Me So Horny”*ROFLMAO!*Unfortunately I don’t have an iPod or I’d play along. Not that they’re necessarily true of your personal experiences, but some of those titles just suit the questions all too well, y’know? Interesting!
August 1st, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Wow… KMFDM *and* Sister Machine Gun. You really do kick it old-school! And we do like a fair amount of the same music…I might do this in the next couple of days. Thanks for the smile!