ALBASTOR:
Russian in origin, Albastor can take the shape of any animal. It can look like a pallid man with opalescent hair. When flying, it looks like a comet (probably from all that flapping whiteness).
It’s said to have been formed of the souls of illegitimate children (I’m seeing a circular pattern starting–see below), and it hates excess fornication. For you fornicators out there, if Albastor gets ahold of you, it’ll make you Do It until you die.
But, Albastor also likes to get cozy with the women. A sign you’ve lain with Albastor–a sore on your lip.
Look, kids; the demon of herpes!
Ways to get rid of Albastor:
1) break the little finger of its left hand
2) put crosses at every potential means of egress
3) Stop The Fornicating (or don’t. I don’t care. But, you might be gettin’ the herpes either way)
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Just thought I’d share
Hell and Wheels 
March 10th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
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March 9th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
How is it going? I miss talking with you. We both must be pretty busy at the moment. I’ll catch you here or on myspace. Happy Writing!
March 5th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Sounds like the l’il Veruca Gnome is all growned up!
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
A herpes demon? I’m surprised the church hasn’t come up with an AIDS demon.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 am
So you’ll be dead with a sore on your lip, right? Like dead’s not enough? *LOL* Too much.
March 1st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Interesting info.
February 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
RRN — That’s all I want, for you to be prepared.Charles — You still made me laugh.
February 29th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Fornication is a “bam”ination. Sorry, it’s early.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Ha!!!!!!!!This just cracked me up for about1727356221 reasons. even funnier is that when I learn of things like this a pert of me can’t help but take it is some form of credible distiction……Meaning…great…Thanks Avery, now I spend the rest of my life taking Albastor’s into account and being on the look out. Ha.