As of now, any responses will have to be approved by me before posting. I really resisted this action before because I didn’t want my friends to feel like their comments were under scrutiny or think they were being judged as if they might not be worthy for my silly little blog. But–big, hairy but–the douches with the crawlers and Taco Bell-stained sweatpant, basement dweller jobs are spamming the shit out of this profile and I’m spending more time than I’d like deleting ads for weight loss pills, dick stiffeners and all sorts of other nonsense. And it has finally pissed me off.
Do you remember when the teacher in elementary school would get so fed up with that one kid who was dancing around in his chair, flipping up his eyelids and making armpit farting noises that she would make EVERYONE put their heads down for five minutes? Well, that’s pretty much what’s happening here.
Kids, thank the armpit farter, because now I have to cull through your comments before they post.
In unison now:
“THANKS, ARMPIT FARTER!!”
Hell and Wheels 
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December 31st, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Yep – had to do the same over at my place. Being named a google blog of note brought about 25,000 spammers to Refuge of Delayed Souls *sigh*Happy New Year x
December 31st, 2009 at 10:56 am
Happy holidays!
December 25th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I hear you. I recently had to enable moderation on my main blog for the same reason. <:(
December 24th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Merry Christmas, DeBow. May your days of eggnog-fueled mayhem go completely unpunished!Now post some comments up here… 😉
December 24th, 2009 at 1:21 am
oh yeah… wondered how long it would take for some ass to piss you off, av…anyway, merry christmas to you and yours 🙂
December 16th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Lol! I had quite a bit of spammage last year (I think it was last year– time blurs together for the ancient), but they seem to have given up on me.If anyone's going to moderate me, I'm glad it's you!
December 16th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
That's why I went to the "approve comments" switch. I was so annoyed with people using my blog for their advertising. They really ruin a good thing.