My web-hunting friend, X, has managed once again to surface with a winner. From the good people over at Something Awful comes a review for a movie that insists — and I quote — “Where Buffy leaves off, Avia Richards the vampire huntress begins.” This is just about the funniest review ever. It’s so damn amusing, I even feel compelled to procure this video and see for myself.
The review is three pages long, but well worth it, I assure you. My favorite quotes are, in order of hilarity:
1) “Passing by this nefarious killer’s Titanic poster, the detectives head up into the attic in search of their suspect.“
2) “Nothing like seeing two virtual strangers dry hump while their teeth glow Chernobyl blue.”
3) “Vampires are the misplaced keys of the monster world.”
4) And the best of all, a direct quote from the film itself. “Maybe I’m crazy. Maybe I’m killing innocent people. But the fact is that I am Avia, Vampire Hunter, and I will not stop until all vampires are dead.”
That last one sets the tone nicely, doesn’t it?
So without further ado, Ben ‘Greasnin” Platt’s Review of Avia Vampire Hunter
Oh. And a video of the trailer. God bless YouTube.