I’m not much for the internet-quiz-forward thing, but this one involved my iPod and, after reading my friend’s answers, I decided it would be fun/funny. I’m not tagging anyone, but if anyone else feels like playing along, let me know so I can see your answers.

The way the “quiz” goes is, turn your iPod on shuffle and then answer the following questions with the songs that come up:

How am I feeling today?
“Unborn Faith” Frozen Plasma

How do my friends see me?
“Wishful Thinking” Painbastard (Ouch)

Who will I marry?
“I don’t like you.” Electric Six (Ouch-ier)

What is my best friend’s theme song?
“Difficult Reflections” God Module

What is the story of my life?
“Me So Horny” Scandy (Hah!)

What was highschool like?
“Everyday is Halloween” Ministry (Too fucking true)

How can I get ahead in life?
“Sight” God Module

What is the best thing about me?
“Tried” Assemblage 23

How is today going to be?
“Tohuvabohu” KMFDM (I have no idea what that means)*

What is in store for this weekend?
“This is the last time” Mindless Faith

What song describes my parents?
“Scorpio 6” Imperative Reaction

To describe my grandparents?
“Sins” Funker Voght (My grandmother would’ve found that amusing)

How is my life going?
“Anthem” Dismantled

What song will they play at my funeral?
“Touched” Vast (Aww, that’s a good song for a dead girl)

How does the world see me?
“Alone” Sister Machine Gun

Will I have a happy life?
“Conquer Your House” Excessive Force

Will I have children?
“Autobiostatic” MXD (Yes, the autobio has indeed been placed in static mode)

What was my childhood like?
“Hey Baby…So Sad” New Skin

What is some good advice for me?
“Cold War” Funker Voght

How will I be remembered?
“The Collapse” Flesh Field (Sounds kinda painful)

What is my signature dancing song?
“Open Gate” Wumpscut (I hope not, or I dance like a freak).

What is my current theme song?
“I’m Happy Anyway” Combichrist

What does everyone else think my theme is?
“Wake me Up!” Neuroticfish

What song describes my mood right now?
“Om Zentrale Station” Hanzel Und Gretyl

What song do I listen to when I’m depressed?
“Grave Sweet Grave” Sentenced {Yeah, but only when I’m, “Really gonna do it this time.” Kidding.)

…Happy?
“When I am You” Panzer Ag

…Scared?
“Circular” Dismantled

Bored?
“Civil War” Funker Voght

What type of girls/guys do I go for?
“Eternity at the End” Ashbury Heights

What type goes for me?
“The Lucky Ones” Nightcrawler (Brilliant)

What should I be doing right now?
“Die in a Crash” Ministry (Jesus, I hope not)

What is in store for the future?
“Resurrection” God Module (*So, I’ve got that going for me, which is nice).

How was your past?
“Waiting” Ministry

*Tohu va bohu is a biblical Hebrew phrase found in Genesis 1:2, meaning formless and empty.” The saying describes how the earth was before God’s famous words, “Let there be light.”
**Comment added post-post at the Architect’s request